Who: David Letterman, a talk show host you may come across before
What: Classic Letterman.
It’s 4:59 a.m. when Letterman hears a sound in his kitchen that sounds like someone in the kitchen making breakfast. He falls back to sleep with the vague thought that someone making breakfast might not be a bad thing? Soon the sounds wake him up again and he goes to investigate. Standing in his kitchen is a large bear.
Quote: “He was the biggest bear I’ve ever seen in my kitchen.”